Dissect this! It's a button in the shape of a brain! When my friend Doreen told me she'd found the "smartest" button of all time, I had no idea what to expect. Made from a thick chunk of apple juice Bakelite, it truly does appear to be a transparent cerebrum—replete with two lobes and a touch of patina, which accentuates the cerebral texture. If I didn't know any better, I'd think this brain was having dirty thoughts.